Hello,

Rehab worked, so Gretal will be back very soon.

Regards,

A. S. Pokesman

Following a long stretch of playing lost in the wilderness, Gretal has returned. Her eyes are perhaps a little bigger than before and her ribs are protruding, but anything is better than where she has been.

The next few days will be crucial so please do be patient, for your own safety as well as hers. More updates will be posted as soon as we have them and all messages of concern will continue to be answered from the usual e-mail address.

Thank you.

Regards,

A. S. Pokesman

News Alert

A highly contagious strain of Malaise has managed to work its way into the day to day running of the RFRA empire over the past few weeks. We are sorry to announce that there have been casualties, mainly in the departments of work and apathy. The result of this infection has led to a reduced service and an output of sweet fuck all.

Our deepest sympathies of course go out to the families, friends and pets (who may have since died by proxy) of the afflicted, but we have tried to take this tragedy in our stride and honor the fallen in the way they would have wanted. Namely by drinking heavily and indulging in copious amounts of memorial narcotics.

We have emerged stronger than before and once we can handle sunlight, will be back to normal working hours. Thank you for your patience and all messages of concern will be answered.

Regards,

A. S. Pokesman