June 2010
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Good News
Hello,
Rehab worked, so Gretal will be back very soon.
Regards,
A. S. Pokesman
July 2009
5 posts
Reasons For A Lack Of News
Following a long stretch of playing lost in the wilderness, Gretal has returned. Her eyes are perhaps a little bigger than before and her ribs are protruding, but anything is better than where she has been.
The next few days will be crucial so please do be patient, for your own safety as well as hers. More updates will be posted as soon as we have them and all messages of concern will continue to...
April 2009
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March 2009
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Reasons For A Distinct Lack Of Anything
News Alert
A highly contagious strain of Malaise has managed to work its way into the day to day running of the RFRA empire over the past few weeks. We are sorry to announce that there have been casualties, mainly in the departments of work and apathy. The result of this infection has led to a reduced service and an output of sweet fuck all.
Our deepest sympathies of course go out to the...
February 2009
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January 2009
11 posts
Reasons For Uprooting
We are moving headquarters to an area with (slightly) less murder, aggressive dogs and casual theft. As such the equipment required for updates will be boxed up for the next few days, and there will be radio silence.
The installation into the new rooms will hopefully be quick and painless, so the operation should be back up and running before we can count to ten.
In the mean time please...
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Reasons For Radio Silence
At the reasons for running away HQ, the resident scanner appears to be terminally ill. We are still waiting on the 2nd opinion of a specialist, but right now things are looking pretty fucked in terms of a positive outcome.
But as eternal optimists we can only hope. Fingers crossed for an update soon and apologies that the illness was kept hidden, like an inconvenient hepatitis test result.
Any...
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December 2008
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